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What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want

They're totally unpredictable

They whine when they are not happy

When you want to play, they want to be alone

When you want to be alone, they want to play

They expect you to cater to their every whim

They're moody

They leave hair everywhere

They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats

What is a Dog?

Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room

They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time

They growl when they are not happy

When you want to play, they want to play

When you want to be alone, they want to play

They are great at begging

They will love you forever if you rub their tummies

They leave their toys everywhere

They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats

Thanks Smurk for sending me this story *hugs*

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