Terms of Perspective - Terms defined for females and males!

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"TERMS OF PERSPECTIVE"

At Last!!! Terms defined for females and males

It has been said that 'men are from Mars and women are from Venus'. Hmmm I don't about that (although I have met some men that are "spaced out" in a big way !!) I think the REAL problem is the dictionaries that each of the sexes uses. So ... if you want to be on the "same page" as a member of the opposite sex ... read on!!

BUTT (but) n.
FEMALE: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."		MALE: The organ of mooning (and flatulence).

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
FEMALE: A desire to get married and raise a family.		MALE: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
FEMALE: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.		MALE: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
FEMALE: A good movie, concert, play or book.		MALE: Anything with one ball, two folds, or Three Stooges.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
FEMALE: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.		MALE: An endless source of entertainment,self-expression and male bonding.

GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.
FEMALE: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.		MALE: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
FEMALE: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.		MALE: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
FEMALE: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.		MALE: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
FEMALE: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.		MALE: Something you must do to anything you think has "Gone Seriously Bad", prior to tossing it out.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
FEMALE: Any part under a car's hood.		MALE: The Strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
FEMALE: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.		MALE: Playing ball without a cup.

WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and needz) n.
FEMALE: The delicate balance of emotional, physical & psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.		MALE: Food, sex and beer

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